Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Butts

Danica. 25. Musical theater major. Born in Philadelphia, escaped Phoenix, and currently lives in Chicago. Geek. Knitter. Guitar player. LJ RPer. Fan of musicals. Occasional photographer. Fanfic author. Baseball fan. Twitter and Tumblr addict. Enjoys cooking.

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I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny

so never

me too Bilbo 

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Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”
don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

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This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.


This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

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Columbus Day Protest at Columbia University

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Whenever I’m in the UK, I sneak into meetings with [the Doctor Who showrunners]. They say, ‘Can you do another one?!’ and I say, ‘Yes! But not yet!’ And now I’m just sort of hoping that I can get one done while Peter Capaldi is still the Doctor, because it would be a very sad thing if I lost my chance to write for a grumpy, Scottish Doctor.
Neil Gaiman, on writing another Doctor Who episode, in conversation with Audrey Niffenegger (via allysongrono)

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And now Klaus is apparently running off to go and save Sunny. In the books of course it is Violet, but I know that Hollywood prefers its female actresses to do very little.
Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events audio commentary  (via captainofalltheships)

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